{"product_id":"extra-nutty","title":"Extra Nutty","description":"Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest. Take, for example, this: Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup \u0026amp; Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, \"I'd like to sleep.\" She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks. Or this: Dear Helena Ocean \u0026amp; Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play \"Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.\". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds. Or even this: Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean. Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes-is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection., ISBN13: 9780312289492 ISBN10: 0312289499 Material Type: paperback","brand":"CheapBookDepot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51246717272371,"sku":"FA_10-17-24_ART_301L7R","price":22.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/5086\/1363\/files\/517AxuN_y1L.jpg?v=1753613592","url":"https:\/\/cheapbookdepot.com\/products\/extra-nutty","provider":"Cheap Book Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}